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To cloud kissing,
I have some rather fab news. At this precise moment I can see
a cloud just like the one called Cedric. A few mins ago I
called his name and he floated this way. I thought i'd better
tell you as i'm about to go and get my net! I hope he does'nt
get away!!!!
Lizzy Bournemouth UK
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30 August 2000
Saw Cedrik this morning. Gorgeous color. Seemed very happy,
singing to himself. Said he was off to check out Vegas. Do
clouds gamble?
Billy Jo
Pahrump, Nevada, USA
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July 26 2000
I WAZ SAT IN MY GARDEN ONE DAY
AND A MAGICAL CLOUD FLEW 2 ME AND SED
"HELLO I'M CEDRIK"
I SED CLOUDKISSING.COM R LOOKING 4 U
HE SED HE ESCAPED BY TAHITI AND FLEW OVER ALL BY HIMSELF
HE GAVE ME 8 MAGIC CHEESES
FROM TOM B.
P.S I LIV BOUT 20 MILEZ FROM BIRMINGHAM ENGLAND
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Yet again the Cloud Winter Olympics are upon us. It seems only
a couple of million years since our last games.
These latest Winter Olympics are all new and include bang
up-to-date, happening, state-of-the-cloud events.
Forget those old and tired competitions.
Forget our first Cloud Winter Olympics.
Forget the fiasco of the 10th millennium Winter Olympics.
As well as our usual favourites (such as Cloud
Diving) new events include:
Cloud Leap Frog
Four clouds are lined up in a straight(ish) formation. The competing
Cloud floats at high speed towards Cloud 1. Shortly before colliding
with Cloud 1 the competiting Cloud performs an upward leap,
landing on Cloud 1, bouncing off to Cloud 2, then off Cloud 3 and Cloud
4. The Cloud recording the shortest time between Cloud 1 and Cloud 4 is
the winner. (To date no Cloud has succeeded in landing upon
Cloud 1 who keeps changing places with Cloud 4 for a chat with Cloud 3)
Cloud High Jump
Obvious one this. The competiting Cloud floats at the maximum floating
speed towards an imaginary line. Upon reaching this point the cloud
adopts a vertical motion. the Cloud registering the highest number of
Air Inches is declared the winner.
(The recent unofficial record of a 10 mile vertical leap
has been declared void. The sudden, unexpected appearance of a Stealth
Bomber was held to be an overwhelming contributory factor to the
improved performance of the Cloud involved. Said cloud is receiving
trauma counseling).
Details of more exciting events to follow.
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