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You
know the feeling - you are depressed and miserable. Paranoia sets in.
You are convinced that a rain cloud is following you! Well it probably is!
And
all because someone who doesn't really like you (you got their promotion/girl/seat on the train) contacted us.
We
will tailor your Stalking Cloud to the degree of the relevant misdemeanor.
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Minor Crime
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Small Grey Cloud. Drizzle.
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Larger Crime
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Menacing Cloud. Intermittent
Rainfall.
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Really, Really Bad
Crime
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Huge Black Cloud. Constant
Downpour.
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As
an added feature, we have been able to secure a deal with the suppliers
of Wind that enables us to offer sound effects.
These will be matched to
the service you request - effects range from low mumbling to
high-pitched wailing (you choose the message).
Of course the sound effects
are only audible to your designated victim. Real paranoia!
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