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Plague
of Frogs
For
a Short Period
Only
As Not Seen On T.V.
We have only recently
acquired a portfolio of these friendly but slimy amphibians. Whilst only
available to our more discerning (and blatantly overpaid) clients these
reptile gatecrashers are a must for all social occasions (other people's,
obviously).
We will arrange to dispatch
by Courier Cloud a Plague of Frogs to any location at any time. Frog
permitting.
Pre-dawn manifestations have proven to cause less than the
required visual effect and have resulted in many of the traffic hold-ups
experienced by early morning commuters.
Book NOW! To avoid our disappointment please send us MONEY. NOW PLEASE.
Legal Stuff: Our (most
recent) team of lawyers insist that we emphasise the total insecurity
of this site and suggest that all financial contributions be channeled
through their Cayman Islands accounts. Account no's to follow.
N.B. Due to ongoing
negotiations with various animal right groups the delivery of your Plague
of Frogs cannot be totally guaranteed but a photograph album of our most
famous frogs will be forwarded. Honest.
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