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Housework CloudA Brand New product developed in association with Wind and Rain. House looks like a tip? Pet hairs everywhere? Dust so thick you could write the entire works of William Shakespeare and still have room for War and Peace? Mother-in-law due for her monthly inspection? No panic. Move house! or alternatively Book a Housework Cloud. They love it! All we require is that you open all doors and windows and then vacate the premises. Whist you are out Housework Cloud will rush through your home like a whirling dervish sucking up dust, pet hairs etc.*, plumping up the cushions, tidying the beds. Dirty laundry will be washed and dried in situ (teenagers' bedroom floors a specialty). Special evening rates apply for Men Only Households. We will remove all the detritus of your more disgusting habits (though we must ask that magazines of "top shelf" origin be kept out of view. Certain of our more matronly Housework Clouds are receiving ongoing counselling after unfortunately flicking through some magazines looking for knitting patterns). * N.B. Please make sure all pets, small children and valuables are out of the house or, alternatively, firmly attached to a heavy object. We do not want a repeat of the infamous Dorothy and her dog incidence as portrayed in the film The Wizard of Oz (though we are still a bit miffed that our Housework Cloud did not receive a mention in the credits.) N.B. We do not do ironing (irony we do). |
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