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Cloud Kissing is currently under investigation by the Monopolies Commission. Whilst it is undeniable that C.K. is the sole provider of all Cloud related products within this galaxy (and the neighbouring 1,000 galaxies) we do not agree that we operate as a monopoly.

There exists a not half bad Cloud Design and Build company within only a few billion light years of our Cloud base.

So impressed are we with the quality and design of the 3 Clouds produced by this company that we have left a message on their Answering Cloud suggesting a friendly merger. If we don't receive a reply by tonight we intend to launch a friendly, unnecessarily violent, totally unsolicited take-over bid.

In the unlikely event that the Monopolies Commission rules against us we intend to appeal to the other Monopolies Commission, if only we could find it.

 


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