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Adopt a Cloud

Yet another exciting and unique service is offered by your favourite Cloud Provider.

Although this product is primarily targeted at Cloudless Couples, we are perfectly happy to pocket the finances of Cloudless Singles.

Following the receipt of your obsequious letter we will forward several (strangely identical) photographs of our available Clouds. Please note the varying camera angles.

At this early stage we will demand a ridiculously large, unsecured deposit. Upon receipt of which you will be subject to our rigorous checking procedure.
We will check that your  cheque has been checked by our bank.

Having successfully completed this most difficult stage we will require the remaining 150% of the original fee to be forwarded in cash.

Upon receipt (you want a receipt? -  get real) your Adopted Cloud will be forwarded to your desired address.
Each Cloud will come complete with full feeding, burping and nappy/diaper instructions.

Once bought and delivered we guarantee you a happy lifetime with your Cloud (subject to C.K. not subsequently receiving a higher offer, in which case we reserve the right to snatch back your Cloud and sell it on to the higher bidder. NO! You can't have your money back)

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